As one of the leading sex icons of the 2000s, for the Transformers movie series, and for having some thumb problems, Megan Fox is most recognized for these three things.
Her most recent social media photo has a really amazing caption, so it appears we will have to add pithy quotation enthusiast to her portfolio. Since this is Megan Fox’s social media, the caption comes with a picture of the Jonah Hex actress looking stunning. Look at it:
First, Megan is seen in it approaching the camera while bearing a serious expression. She had on a two-piece lime green costume and makeup that is reminiscent of the 1970s. Her eyeliner is bold and subtle, and she has deep purple painted nails.
Second, the caption for this image of Megan Fox’s ferocious greenness reads, “I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.” Although some commenters appear to be reading it as Megan Fox herself not exercising, it’s really a quotation from the late great comedian Joan Rivers. She apparently kept a cabinet of 3×5 cards with all of the jokes she had ever said in it. Rivers was well known for her enormous library of jokes, many of which made fun of hyper-femininity, gender norms, and society at large.
Also, it is obvious that Megan Fox exercises since she is flaunting some surprisingly defined abs. In reality, Megan Fox has a startingly defined six-pack, presumably as a result of her recent participation in the upcoming action film The Expendables 4. Megan Fox joins actors including Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Tony Jaa, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mel Gibson, and Kelsey Grammer in the most recent episode of Sylvester Stallone’s nostalgia series. Since Megan Fox has been gravitating more and more toward action and thriller parts in recent years, it is safe to predict that she will have plenty of company in this one.
Undoubtedly, this won’t be the last time we check in on Megan Fox and her eye-catchingly stylish and pro-actively staged clothes. Every time the Jennifer’s Body star decides to flaunt it, we are always thrilled, and we will be on the lookout for the next one.